Saturday, January 30, 2010

Jerry's Vaticinations

1. The top selling electronic device under $500 will be MP3 portable satellite radio.


2. The top 10 medical stories found on WebMD will include EZ Tattoo remover .
3. The worst natural disaster in terms of IMPACT (lives lost, damage, etc) caused will be worst springtime tornado season in history .
4. In December 2010, the unemployment rate for the state of Iowa will be 4.4%.
5. The longest fifteen minutes of fame will go to Rod Blagojevich ministry.
6. The United States at the 2010 Winter Olympics will win 15 gold 15 silver 13 bronze medals.
7. The most newsworthy scientific controversy will be about womb transplants.
8. The winner of an Academy Award for Best Picture will go to Avatar.
9. Banks continue to outsmart IRS.

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