Saturday, January 30, 2010

Ellen the Soothsayer's Prophecy

And finally, here is what our reigning champ believes will happen:

1. The top selling electronic device under $500 will be an Ebook notebook computer.
2. The top 10 medical stories found on WebMD will include the obesity epidemic shortens expected life spans in US.
3. The worst natural disaster in terms of IMPACT (lives lost, damage,
etc) caused will be flooding this spring when all the snow melts.
4. In December 2010, the unemployment rate for the state of Iowa will
be 7.9%
5. The longest fifteen minutes of fame will go to Mike Huckabee.
6. The United States at the 2010 Winter Olympics will win 8 Gold, 11 Silver and 10 Bronze Medals.
7. The most newsworthy scientific controversy will be about climate change occuring faster then predicted. Major crop failures and famine.

8. The winner of an Academy Award for Best Picture will go to Invictus.

9. Major shift in how we look at food sources. More local sources used. Lessfood shipped across the world, less consumtion of meat.

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