In the year 2010 Jeff predicts …
1. The top selling electronic device under $500 will be the Iphone.
2. The top 10 medical stories found on WebMD will include H1N1 improves sex drive.
3. The worst natural disaster in terms of IMPACT (lives lost, damage, etc) caused will be too late- it’s obviously Haiti- But my FUTURE prediction is- Global Cooling freezes old farts in Florida.
4. In December 2010, the unemployment rate for the state of Iowa will be 5.6
5. The longest fifteen minutes of fame will go to Obama – was found partying with Tiger.
6. The United States at the 2010 Winter Olympics will win 16 Gold, 24 Silver and 30 Bronze Medals.
7. The most newsworthy scientific controversy will be about a $1,000,000 cancer cure injection, and it’s not covered by insurance.
8. The winner of an Academy Award for Best Picture will go to… Adam Sandler (?)
9. Michael Jackson will be reported to be alive and faking his death.
1. The top selling electronic device under $500 will be the Iphone.
2. The top 10 medical stories found on WebMD will include H1N1 improves sex drive.
3. The worst natural disaster in terms of IMPACT (lives lost, damage, etc) caused will be too late- it’s obviously Haiti- But my FUTURE prediction is- Global Cooling freezes old farts in Florida.
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4. In December 2010, the unemployment rate for the state of Iowa will be 5.6
5. The longest fifteen minutes of fame will go to Obama – was found partying with Tiger.
6. The United States at the 2010 Winter Olympics will win 16 Gold, 24 Silver and 30 Bronze Medals.
7. The most newsworthy scientific controversy will be about a $1,000,000 cancer cure injection, and it’s not covered by insurance.
8. The winner of an Academy Award for Best Picture will go to… Adam Sandler (?)
9. Michael Jackson will be reported to be alive and faking his death.
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